I'm a potato mixed with sawdust, soil and some pocket lint.James Keney - Never touched a boob. "My mom says if you want to become a lesbian, you have to lick carpet." - Eric Cartman
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Smart men don’t mask “morning mouth” - Chlorodent Toothpaste - 1954